Man Gets Stuck in Portable Potty; Naked
I am not sure how to start off this one; I mean, I read about this man who managed to get stuck in a portable potty; naked!
This was reported via my local newspaper's web site.
Basically, a Pennsylvania man had to call 911 because he was stuck, naked, in a portable potty and apparently he had been drinking.
Well, at this point, I would hope it was due to being intoxicated, otherwise how do you explain being stuck inside something so disgusting? The rescue crews had to actually cut the portable potty apart to free this man.
Now, you may expect something so stupid from a teenager, but this man was 31 years old; what the hell? All I can say is; I hope no one got a picture (with their cell phone), because if they did, this man will end up infamous because of his own stupidity.
I had to laugh when I read this article, also from my local paper's web site.
Apparently two young men decided they wanted to rob a convenience store, but instead of using a typical disguise, like a ski mask or other type of mask; they used thong underwear.
Yep, you read that correctly; thong underwear!
One of the thonged bandits had a blue pair and the other had a green pair, each displayed over their head and face like a ski mask.
What do you say after something like that? WTF were they thinking? Well, it is apparent they weren't thinking, but damn; couldn't they come up with a better disguise?
Wouldn't you think a full sized pair of granny panties would have worked better; don't you?
I just hope the butt floss was clean when they decided to place them over their faces; otherwise, that was one stinky robbery!
Source: Richmond Time Dispatch: Strange News,"Pa. crews rescue nude man stuck in portable potty" and "2 thong-facemask robbery suspects in custody"