Not Another Idiot.....Driver!

It has been a while since I complained about one our 'lovely', local drivers. You do realize that when I emphasize 'lovely' I am being facetious, right?

My children and I went out this evening to grab a quick bite to eat before we headed to Lo's Holiday Program to battle all the crazies in the parking lot of her school.

We head over to our local WaWa (gas station/convenience store) so I can utilize their ATM machine. Well, honestly, make Chels (13) run in with my card and grab me some moola out of that wonderful machine -- I wish would give me money just because I want it and not because I happen to have it in my account. After which we pull out of our parking spot and turn a slight corner and.....

WAAAAHHHMMM!

I had to slam on my f***ing brakes so hard I gave Chels minor whiplash (not an exaggeration--she complained about her neck hurting later tonight) and scared the living SHIT out of me. I was only doing about 5 -10 mph, I was in a parking lot and I don't speed through parking lots. This guy, in a twin cab 4 x 4; you know the kind right? Industrial strength; just slightly smaller than a dump truck, I mean dually . Well, he starts to back up; now, I have already come around the corner and he hasn't pulled out all the way...yet. Shoot, not even a foot yet.

I am thinking in my head, ok, he will stop; but at the same time I am aware that he may not and I have to keep this in the back of my mind, right? That is good driving, correct? Ha! He KEEPS COMING! That is when I hit my brakes, hurt my daughter, laid on my horn...blah, blah, blah. I get over this fairly quickly! He may not have seen me, I can understand.

I leave, I notice he is behind me but I don't think too much of it. I come up to the next stop light to make my turn into Wendy's and he honks at me. WTF? Why is he honking? I think, hmmm, maybe he wants to apologize; awe what a nice guy!

Wrong, yet again Laura! The F'ing, white piece of redneck trash (I only say because I was pissed) flips me the mother f'ing bird! He got the last freaking word in, or should I say gesture? I think that is what I am most made about!

But why give 'me' the bird? I didn't do anything wrong! It wasn't like I had a choice on whether or not to lay on my horn. He would have hit me. I was stopped and he would have hit me! It wasn't like I could let him out; there was no room! Oh well....look below.....you will know why I was really pissed!

Me, myself and I.....wanted the last F'ing word!

*If you are offended by my moment of pissedoffness (yes I made that up.) and the use of "white piece of redneck trash", get over it. Unless you are screwing me or paying my bills, I don't care!

Toy Troubles

Many of us know about all of the toy recalls that have happened within the last few months. Are we all that surprised? Well, I am not; not really. If you think about it; just for a minute; about the fact we "rarely" manufacture these goods in the United States.

As Americans; are we really that taken aback by the fact these products that are "made in China" are hazardous to our children? I would have hoped that the countries that produce these products for children would have been aware of the dangers of lead and other chemicals; but it is apparent that is not the case or they just didn't care. I pray the latter is not true.

All of this to get to the latest news article I just read via CNN. Not only did they mention the recalls of "made in China" toys; but now there is notice that we should be aware of products out there that haven't been recalled even though they pose chocking hazards to children under the age of three. These products have "improperly made it to store shelves" according to the report.

What does this mean? Well, apparently it means you cannot count on our safety standards in the United States. You need, as a parent, to make sure that you are being very diligent with your choices. If you even remotely think that the toy may not be appropriate; despite the "age recommendations" on the package; don't purchase the product. If you find that the product is labeled as age appropriate and then later realize the items present a choking; please contact the CPSC (US Consumer Product Safety Commission).

The one thing I cannot say I agree with is the inclusion of in-line skates, skateboards and other riding toys. Please, before someone comes here and tells me how ridiculous I am; remember, since we have been on this earth, humans have been participating in activities that are not always 100% safe. Should we keep our children from getting physical activity because they could get hurt or possibly die? Do I ever worry about my children every time they walk out our door? Of course; but is that going to keep me from allowing them to have fun and stay healthy; no it is not.

Although I think the government is trying to do good by our children; especially in the matters of lead and choking hazards; I think it goes too far when it brings up the safety issues of the ride on toys, skateboards...etc. Now, I realize they aren't stating that children shouldn't use these items; but really, can't we allow parents to think for themselves? How long have bicycles been around? A freaking long time; yes that is an official time frame; from Moi! :) When I was a kid, did I understand the dangers? To some extent yes. I knew bicycling could be dangerous so I tried to be as careful as possible and I try my damnedest to make sure my children know these dangers too. Give us some credit and let us parent! Not everything has to be "regulated".

As a courtesy, I am going to start keeping up with the recalls and posting them here for everyone.