I know I am nuts, my husband and children remind me daily of this fact. But really, WTH? Don't us women have enough crap to deal with, do we really have to do everything, yet be the first ones to get stomped on when it goes all wrong?
While I have no clue what I just wrote as I am tired and about to go to bed, I was trying to make a point; our bodies need to give us a freaking break!
Ok, so it is nearing that time of the year. No, not just summertime, I am talking about bathing suit time. You know what I am speaking of right? That time of the year when you have to shave your winter coat?
Don't know what I am speaking of huh? Come on, I know you do! The freaking winter coat that grows between our legs and won't give us any breaks!
Omg, I hate hair so bad; especially when it isn't on top of my head. If the rest of my body (only the eyebrows and my head should have hair) could be hairless I would go for it.
I am not rich, I cannot afford hair removal systems. I have tried waxing (of course myself and laughingly also by my husband), shaving, depilatory creams...etc. I have just decided if something needs to be done I will shave it and if it freaking (I really want to use another expletive, but am trying to refrain) itches, I WILL scratch it.
Really nice mental picture I have left for ya huh?
Well, get over it! 'Cause I do not know a woman who hasn't had these very same hair issues and just wishes she could scratch; just like the men do!
Hey, if you have any ideas on how to solve this problem, I am all ears. Just please, don't tell me to stop shaving, because if I am going to be in a bathing suit this summer and you happen to see me...
Well, I really do not want to see you running away from me because you think I am Sasquatch; truly, it isn't that bad!