Monday, December 15, 2008

Funny Mondays

This has to be the be all to end all of the funniest videos I have seen, especially in respects to the Presidency. I watched the news this morning and between the interview with Bush and the actual footage of the said shoe throwing bandit, I must say; I just had to laugh my fool head off.

I think President Bush handled it quite well and man he can dodge a projectile with the best of 'em!

This one is a little dirty, but no bad words; just innuendo:

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87 year old said "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves.

She said, "My goodness, 5 the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be as hard as a rock"

He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this, but me."